Pentagon officials are worried China will bypass US military technology within five years at the current levels. The good news is the Chinese military technology will be manufactured in China, all but guaranteeing it will self destruct the first time its turned on. Miami police report an early morning home invasion resulted in a female victim being "repeatedly slapped in the face by a penis" as her attacker demanded money. The attacker is described as black, approximately 6 - 7 inches tall, and wearing a Nazi helmet.

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