MIAMI (World News Bureau Exclusive) - Judge William Altfield of the Miami-Dade County Court has decreed that Justin Bieber’s penis can and will be used evidence in his recent Miami arrest. The judge plans to release five videos from the arrest night, including, but not limited to, a video of Justin Bieber’s penis as he is taking a urine test. Authorities say they will "shade" or "darken" the organ.
Exclusive update! Sources claim the leaked photo below is from one of the videos. While it has not been verified, reports say an individual claiming to be a close friend to the star has identified the photo as being genuine.
More as it (hopefully) develops.