LOS ANGELES, California (World News Bureau) - Facebook has suspended the account of World News Bureau Editor in Chief Scooter Van Neuter for reasons unknown. The move is the latest in an increasingly concerted effort to censor conservative-based content from the notoriously left-leaning social media company.
At an early morning press conference at World News Bureau headquarters in Scottsdale, Arizona, Van Neuter blasted Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg and his employees.
"Zuckerberg is a godless, commie-wannabe little pussy who's made billions enslaving a generation of pasty-faced, socially stunted zombies. He and his retarded organization seems to have determined that these users must be shielded from anything that doesn't agree with his progressive liberal politics. I fervently pray to God that he caught some sort of fatal STD from having his nose deeply wedged in Hillary's gelatinous pooper for the course of the last election."