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Trump Easter Celebration Criticized
President Trump is being roundly criticized for changes he made to the annual White House Easter Egg hunt this year. While most complaints centered around a new Easter Bunny (below), some people also questioned the serving of champagne at a children's event and replacing candy in the plastic eggs with gold coins and designer wristwatches.
"I have a real problem with an Easter Bunny that gives my little boy wood," said one mother who attended. Later the woman admitted she "may have overreacted" after her son presented her with a beautiful diamond-studded Piaget watch worth over $20K.
Ancient "Hobbits" Not Relatives Of Human
Creatures recently discovered in Indonesia were not an early form of modern human but an entirely different species, scientists have found.
The ancient hobbits, termed "Mooch Erectus," were found at Liang Bua on the island of Flores in 2003.
Obama Returns To Social Life
Recent sightings of Barack Obama in his old hometown shows the ex-president is getting back to his old life of relaxing with friends and enjoying some of Chicago's trendiest nightspots (below).
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