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ANNAPOLIS, Maryland (BHN) - The Office of the Chief of Navy Chaplains has decided that same-sex couples in the Navy will be able to get married in Navy chapels, and that Navy chaplains will be allowed to perform the ceremonies.
"We see no reason why God would object to using His house and evoking His Holy Name for the blessing and joining together of deviates and sodomites," said a representative for the Navy, shortly before succumbing to a fatal brain aneurism.
Chief of Navy Chaplains, Admiral Michael Tidd, called for chaplains to comply with service-wide efforts underway to be more accepting of homosexuality and same-sex marriage as military policy on homosexuality ends.
My comments: Better swab those poop decks, mateys!
