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BIG HAIRY NEWS SPECIAL REPORT - More details have been released about the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, including the fact that the terrorist was killed in his underwear, and that one of his wounds was from a bullet fired at his wife.
According to sources, one of the three bullets that hit bin Laden was actually intended for his wife, who was nude when the Navy Seals burst into their room. Reports indicate the first Seal Team member who came through the door was confronted by Osama's wife, and in the dim light he mistook her pubic hair for a "mean dog." He fired a shot that grazed her leg and hit her husband in the chest as he cowered behind her.
"I guess they don't do a lot of grooming over there, and it was pretty dark," said an unidentified Pentagon source. "The Seal Team member said he thought he was being attacked by a vicious Poodle - his training kicked in and he reacted accordingly."
My comments: Well, there's a visual I could have easily done without. I'm going back to Drudge Report.
