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LONDON (BHN) - President Obama and First Lady Michelle arrived in Britain Tuesday for what was intended to be a routine state visit, but it turned into a raunchy display of ineptitude thanks to Michelle's bizarre outfit and a very windy day.
Strong gusts had Mrs Obama clutching her flimsy dress as it repeatedly blew up into the air during the event staged in Buckingham Palace's gardens. Unfortunately for the hundreds of people in attendance and millions watching on television, the First Lady was wearing a scant thong that did little to cover her ample real estate and overgrown vegetation.
"My God, it was ghastly," cried one palace guard. "I fear I have lost all attraction to women now. I have become a poofter."
The blast also caused havoc with the first lady's hair, which was left standing on end at one point, making her well over 8 feet tall, and incredibly frightening.
The event marked a new low point in relations between the two countries.
My comments: Holy Pope-on-a-rope, I'd turn gay also if I saw Michelle in a thong! I'm already leaning that direction every time I see her fully clothed!
Royals and Obamas contend with gusty winds at Buckingham Palace
