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Big Hairy News Special Report - Thanks to our exclusive sources, we are pleased to debut a photograph of the corpse of Osama bin Laden, taken aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson shortly after he was killed in Pakistan by elite U.S. forces.
A white bandage apparently covers the gaping head wound where the terrorist was shot, and the body is already showing signs of atrophy. Bin Laden's corpse was later reportedly washed, wrapped in a white shroud, then buried at sea.
According to the Pentagon, Bin Laden was shot dead when he threatened to "keel" the U.S. Navy SEALs confronting him.
A deceased Osama bin Laden is photographed aboard the USS Carl Vinson before burial at sea
