BIG HAIRY NEWS - It is with great regret that we admit this news organization was deceived by unscrupulous sources. The photo we ran yesterday purporting to be the body of Osama bin Laden is, in reality, the puppet "Achmed" used by ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. We sincerely apologize to our readers and Mr. Dunham for this mistake.
Through our exclusive sources inside the State Department, we have acquired the actual photo of the body of terrorist Osama bin Laden (below), taken shortly before he was buried at sea.
CAUTION! BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO PHOTO, PLEASE KNOW THAT IT IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND PORTRAYS A SEVERE HEAD INJURY, INCLUDING BRAIN TISSUE. NOT FOR CHILDREN!
Corpse of Osama bin Laden showing fatal head wound