CAMBRIDGE, UK (BHN) - One of the most acclaimed intellectuals of our age has proven to be an imbecile, possessing the real-world IQ of a waffle iron.
Professor Stephen Hawking, quantum physicist, professor, author, lecturer, recently made the statement that Heaven is for "people afraid of the dark," and that a deity no longer has any place in theories on the creation of the universe.
His ultimate conclusion that everything in existence originated from absolutely nothing has forever branded Hawking, formerly considered one of the world's smartest individuals who speaks like a robot, the intellectual equivalent of a ball of snot hugging a hot sidewalk.
Hawking made the remark while being interviewed about his new thesis on unicorns.
My comments: This is good news! Compared to that moron, I'm a freaking genius!
Stephen Hawking (file photo, running over Pope Benedict in 2008)