SACRAMENTO (BHN) -The state of California has come up with another way to indoctrinate children into the homosexual lifestyle - by teaching them about the contributions of famous LGBT (lubed gay butt thumpers, I think) Americans.
"We feel children, especially young children, really need to be taught how famous and successful they can become when they enjoy unnatural relations with those of their same sex," said the bill's creator, Sen. Mark Leno, D-San Francisco.
The bill originally called for public schools to teach LGBT history in general, but it was later modified to cover only American gay history, after noting homosexuality's contribution to the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, ancient Greece, and other major civilizations throughout history. "We're here to teach kids, not scare them," said Tom Torlakson, Superintendent of Public Instruction.
My comments: Gosh, if somebody would have taught me in kindergarten how great being gay was, I'd probably be famous today! Damn!