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BIG HAIRY NEWS EXCLUSIVE - Just days after being released from a Florida prison, Casey Anthony has been spotted in a Phoenix, Arizona Wal-Mart. The sighting occurred literally hours after her attorney told reporters "she will never be found."
BHN investigators responded to a tip this morning that a woman matching Anthony's description was shopping at the store located in north Phoenix. Upon arriving at the store, our investigators confirmed that the woman in question, although disguised, was "absolutely" Casey Anthony.
"She was wearing a wig and sunglasses, but you could tell it was her," said BHN Editor S. Van Neuter. "To be certain, our investigator tapped her on the back and said, 'Casey Anthony?' She immediately turned around. We knew we had her."
Upon being discovered, the infamous child killer displayed the murderous rage that no doubt doomed her daughter. Muttering an expletive, she savagely pushed past our reporter and headed to the shoe department where she purchased a pair of sandals. Anthony's fondness for wearing shoes is well known.
My comments: Just looking into those dead, dark eyes gives me chicken skin!
Anthony shops at Phoenix Wal-Mart
