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CARACAS, Venezuela (BHN) -Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is remotely governing his country via Twitter from Cuba where he is undergoing cancer treatments and reconstructive surgery.
Besides "Tweeting" administrative orders to his staff, the 56-year-old socialist strongman shares his daily activities, including what he is eating, etc., and even his intimate thoughts on life. While he hasn't discussed his specific medical issues, he does occasionally allude to them.
The 56-year-old socialist strongman reportedly accidentally lost his penis during cancer surgery in Cuba last month, and sources say he is being fitted with a replacement fashioned from cartilage taken from his ears, skin and soft tissue from his buttocks, and a power antenna from a 2003 Cadillac Eldorado.
