BIG HAIRY NEWS - Because there is absolutely no news to report today, we are pleased to present an in-depth review of the eighth, and final, movie based on J.K. Rowling's popular Harry Potter stories: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2.
Because of its name, I believe this movie to be the second part of a story, but because I didn't see the other one, I am not absolutely positive. If there was a Part 1, it was probably pretty good and I recommend you see it.
Anyway, this movie follows a young warlock, Harry Potter, around a gloomy mountainous region. Judging by the crappy weather and house architecture, the story takes place in an area just north of Seattle. Joining Harry are his friends Hermon (a cute girl), and Ron (a Ginger).
The whole movie is based on Harry having a showdown with an evil warlock named Lord Baltimore and his pet snake (I didn't catch the snake's name). The big fight scene at the end is very cool, with lots of spell-casting, some swordplay, but unfortunately little fu. At one point Harry Potter is dead, but then he's not. Ultimately, Lord Baltimore dies from a dry skin condition, and the house is trashed.
All in all, except for the needlessly cruel scene where somebody chops up Baltimore's pet snake (I've already written to PETA about this), this was a great movie that shows how wonderful life would be if there was no God, and we could do magic all over the place. I give it 4 rubber dog toys out of 5 - see it.