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Norwegian Terrorist Kills 93 People, Wounds 97
I guess the Muslim terrorists were on vacation or something. Still, no matter who does it, mass murder just isn't that unusual anymore. Next story.
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Economic Tsunami Threatening USA
Sounds scary *yawn*. Next story.
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Mass Shootings In Texas, Washington
I guess you missed my comments in the first story. Next.
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Shocker! Amy Winehouse Found Dead!
CAMDEN, UK - The world is staggering with the news that popular singer Amy Winehouse was discovered dead in her home Saturday. She was 27 years-old.
"Nobody saw this coming," said one close friend. "I'm shocked. I saw her just the other night passed out in a pool of her own vomit after one of her three day cocaine/ecstasy/vodka binges, and she looked fine."
Condolences are pouring in from all over the globe, as people from every continent struggle to grasp the fact that the most talented and beloved entertainer of our time has been unexpectedly taken from us.