BIG HAIRY NEWS EXCLUSIVE - Polling results released today indicate that most Americans believe Casey Anthony to be more trustworthy than President Barack Obama.
The Research Data poll asked a cross section of 6,300 adults from all 50 states to rate the President against the recently-exonerated murderer of her own child. Surprisingly, Anthony bested Obama in all but one category. The results are shown below.
My comments: This is the most retarded thing ever - I don't need a stupid poll to tell me the obvious.