UNITED NATIONS (BHN) - Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas asked the United Nations on Friday to accept the Palestinians as a member state, in a dramatic move to piss off Israel re-energize their quest for an independent homeland.
Abbas, wearing a modern suit and traditional Palestinian bomb belt, was greeted by sustained applause and appreciative whistles as he approached the dais in the General Assembly hall to deliver a speech outlining his people's hopes and dreams of driving the Jews into the sea becoming a full member of the United Nations. Israeli Foreign Minister Avigdor Liebermann farted loudly and left the hall as Abbas approached the podium.
The U.N. recognition bid has won President Abbas broad popular support at home.
My comments: I can't believe this moron wore a brown bomb belt with a black suit! Tacky, tacky!