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VANCOUVER, Washington (BHN) - A comic book company in Washington State is finding success featuring perhaps the most unlikely of heroes - women in politics.
The company's most popular issue to date in the "Female Farce" series is First Lady Michelle Obama in "Finally Proud," with sales in excess of 130,000 copies.
In her comic, Michelle vacations and shops in some of the most exotic locales on earth. The fun ensues as she spreads a message of healthy eating and nutrition everywhere she goes, while comically feasting on gut-busting double cheese burgers, chili-cheese fries, and chocolate malts.
In another episode, the First Family can't find Bo the dog after Michelle unknowingly sits on him with her enormous ass (Bo nearly dies, but ends up being OK after she poops him out later).
The overall message of the comic is that even after years of being ashamed of your country, you can be proud and happy when you're enjoying the fat of this great land!
My comments: I guess my question would be, exactly who are these 130,000 people, and how can I be sure none of them live close to me?
