WASHINGTON (BHN) - President Obama addressed America's black population in his speech at the annual Black Caucus Awards/Whitey Victimization Dinner Sunday, ordering them to stop complaining about his abject failure at creating jobs.
Inexplicably lapsing into ebonics, Obama commanded blacks to change footwear and go to work despite the aforementioned absence of any jobs. "Take off 'yo bedroom slippers. Put on 'yo marchin' shoes," he said, his voice rising as applause and cheers mounted. "Shake it off, blood. Stop complainin'. Stop grumblin'. Stop cryin', bitches. We gonna press on. We gots work to do. Word. Peace out."
Many in the audience responded to the President's plea by taking off their bedroom slippers and putting on marching boots, before heading out to look for work.
My comments: I love how Barry's getting his base all worked up to fight against whoever has destroyed job creation in this country! It's like a thief yelling "there's a robber in here!"