WASHINGTON (BHN) -Capitol Hill is buzzing with speculation that Vice President Biden will step aside to allow for an Obama / Hillary Clinton "dream team" ticket.
The move may be Obama's only chance to get reelected. His approval ratings continue to decline, and the latest polls indicate that over 56% of likely voters would "very much" like to see him ripped apart by wild weasels, then urinated upon by drunken, cross-dressing hobos.
On the other hand, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is relatively popular, as few in this country have had to hear her speak for the last three years.
The pairing would obviously capture the broad "skinny black guy with ugly, dumpy white woman" vote, as well as appeal to scorned man-hating, foul-mouthed feminists - just what the Democrats need to energize their base.
My comments: Clueless arrogant retard + Godless shrill eyesore = Democratic nirvana