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With Gaddafi gone, Libya Moves To Democracy
That this over-hyped mob of clueless pinheads in little pickup trucks is going to set up anything but your basic hardline Muslim theocracy, is little more than a Western fantasy. See Egypt for a clue as to what our billion bucks is going to get us.
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UN Human Rights Group Demands Inquiry Into Killing Of Gaddafi
Here, let me save you pinheads some time. About a zillion over-amped, blood-lust-intoxicated goat farmers with automatic weapons take custody of their worst enemy, after chasing him all summer across that fetid cat-box they call a country. One minute he's alive, the next his mangled body turns up with more holes than a New York Times investigative report. THEY KILLED HIM. Next world problem.
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Obama Administration Gives $500M Loan To Build Cars In Finland
Holy Pope-on-a-rope, my town doesn't have enough money to pick up dead animals in the streets, but Barry's got hundreds of millions to give Euro-trash socialists to build ugly cars? Are you freaking kidding me? I'm sure Al Gore's heavy stake in this company had nothing to do with this brilliant decision. Ahem.
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Lindsay Lohan In Trouble!
Finally, some important news! It seems Lindsay didn't perform the community service sentenced by the judge in her last conviction, and she may have to go to jail again. Tears soak my keyboard as I type this. I can't go o
Gaddafi and Lohan in happier times