CHICAGO (BHN) - Nation of Islam leader "Minister" Louis Farrakhan addressed thousands of followers Sunday at the faux religion's annual "Saviour's Day" celebration.
During the nearly three hour rambling speech, the former calypso singer accused the United States of staging the 9/11 attacks, angrily lashed out against Israel and Jews in general, complained about the weather and mothers feeding their children Chicken McNuggets, compared Barack Obama to Abraham Lincoln, said that Bin Laden was killed because he would have been proved not guilty in a trial, and bemoaned the overthrow and killing of rumored boyfriend Moammar Gadhafi.
Experts in attendance at the United Center estimated that a small nuclear device detonated during Farrakhan's address would have "significantly" reduced the nation's welfare rolls, as well as raised the average IQ in America by almost 14 points. Unfortunately, there was no such device.
My comments: What's more bizarre - that a clueless moron like Calypso Louie could become the head of anything, or that there are thousands of gullible retards that would follow him?