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Iran: Mahdi Is Here, West's Defeat Near

TEHRAN (BHN) - Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Khamenei told a cheering crowd in Tehran that soon "Allah’s promises will be delivered and Islam will be victorious.”

Khamenei claimed the last Islamic Messiah, the 12th Imam Mahdi, is living on earth and will soon publicly announce his presence "after the needed environment is created" (war on Israel and her allies).

This news site has run exclusive photos of a mysterious man many claim to be the Mahdi. He is currently living in a mosque at an undisclosed location somewhere in the Middle East.

Khamenei's remarks coincide with strong rumors that Israel is mere weeks away from a preemptive attack on Iran's nuclear facilities.

My comments: This conflict is absolutely inevitable and I don't like this Mahdi douchebag. It's go time, Israel - we've got your back (at least the Republicans)!


Khamenei & Imam Mahdi

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