WASHINGTON (BHN) - After a grandiose reception usually reserved for our nation's closest allies, Barack Obama greeted Chinese heir apparent, Vice President Xi Jinping, in the Oval Office Tuesday morning.
The President made no pretense of his desperate need to please the communist who will soon be in charge of loaning him the trillions needed to pay off unions, expand our government, and finance 'green' industries should Obama be reelected.
While Xi Jinping was cordial he did keep the President at bay, only allowing the occasional kiss but rebuffing Obama's repeated attempts to unzip the Chinese Vice President's trousers.
My comments: I've heard of sucking up, but that's just ridiculous.
Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping meets his new b*tch