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Pope To Obama: Back Off, B*tch!

VATICAN CITY (BHN) - The Catholic Church is threatening to do whatever is necessary to defeat the Obama administration's health care law requiring all employers, including religious institutions, to pay for birth control.

Catholic leaders in the United States are furious and determined to harness the voting power of the nation’s 70 million Catholic voters to defeat Barack Obama this fall, and now their commander is apparently preparing the charge.

According to our sources in the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI sent a private message to the White House Monday, reportedly warning President Obama to "Back off, you Godless little bitch, before someone gets hurt." 

While being old and in poor health, Pope Benedict is no stranger to dealing with evil, and is said to be spoiling for a fight.

My comments: I wouldn't mess with this guy if I were you, Barry! 

 

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Tuesday, February 07, 2012 |

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