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KURGEN, Russia (BHN) - Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin Monday urged his countrymen to start having more sex to put a stop to the country's declining population.
In one of his more controversial presidential election campaign pledges, Putin vowed a number of incentives to encourage Russians to participate in his "Tap That Ass" program in order to start having more children.
The virile former president attempted to set an example at the Siberian grade school where he announced the proposed, by appearing without pants and trying to talk one of the school teachers into a "quickie." Sources report that he was ultimately successful, and "likely the future father of triplets."
Opposition leaders scoffed at Putin's pledge, saying they could grow the population twice as fast by merely "importing 10 to 20 Mexicans."
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Putin attempts to put his "Tap That Ass" program into action
