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NEW YORK (BHN) - MSNBC hosts gathered for election coverage Tuesday night were shocked and saddened by the news that longtime liberal/progressive Dennis Kucinich (Retard-Ohio) was defeated in his primary race.
"That means that there's not going to be a Dennis Kucinich in Congress anymore, which is almost impossible to bear," lamented an emotional Rachel Maddow. "If I had a vagina, I'd have his child. Seriously."
"Me too," agreed Ed Shultz, as he attempted to console a sobbing Chris Matthews, who at one point appeared to be trying to cut his wrist with a stapler.
"He was the dependable guy when it came to killing babies or losing wars. He'll be missed," Al Sharpton chimed in.
My comments: Losing a Godless commie like Dennis from Congress is enough to ruin any MSNBC host's day. BTW, could somebody please send Chris something sharper than a Swingline?
MSNBC's Rachel Maddow weeps over defeat of Dennis Kucinich, right (file photo)
