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NEW YORK (BHN) - Occupy Wall Street announced their new strategy to bring down capitalism - total inactivity.
An OWS poster proclaiming a general strike on May 1st calls for "no chores," "no bathing," "no sobriety," "no thinking," and "no nothing." The poster's centerpiece shows an undulating fist and the motto "jerk-offs unite."
"We're done playing around," said one OWS organizer. "Let's see how well this country functions with us and our friends not bathing and just camping out on our parents' couches getting stoned all day." The organizer's mother remarked to our reporter, "Sounds like every day to me."
My comments: Could this be the big event that finally brings this country to its knees financially? Let's pray it isn't!
