World News Bureau: March 2012

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (BHN) - After receiving the following email in response to yesterday's story "Obama: My Koran Apology Calmed Things Down," we emphatically apologize to anyone offended by the illustration "Pig Mohammad With Love Doll" (artist unknown). The illustration was merely shown as an example of things disrespectful to Islam that the Obama administration has pledged to combat. We are sorry.

TO SCOOTER VNUETER

YOURE THINK YOURE CLEVER AND FUNNY DOING MOCKING OF THE PROPHET BUT YOURE TIME WILL COME BACK AND END YOU LIKE ALL THAT SHOW DESREPECT TO ISLAM!!! WE NOW WHERE YOU ARE TO BE SUFFER FOR YOURE BLASHPEMY!! YOU WILL SUFFER BY PAIN BE SURE!!!

I SEND THE REAL PAINTING FOR YOU TO SHOW TO SAVE YOUR LIFE MAY BE!!!!

ISLAM SONS OF PROPHET

My comments: Again, I can't express how sorry I am. Below is the actual painting entitled "Muhammad Receives The First Revelation."

Thanks to "Islam Sons of Prophet"

FANTASY LAND (BHN) - President Obama said his tearful formal apology to Afghan President Hamid Karzai for the burning of Korans by U.S. troops last week diffused the situation and "calmed things down." Later, two more American servicemen in Afghanistan were murdered in cold blood, bringing the number of innocent U.S. troops assassinated to six.

"It would have been much worse." Obama said in an ABC News interview, "The Muslims originally wanted to sodomize our male servicemen while decapitating them with pocket knives, now they're just shooting them in the back of the head. The apology clearly worked."

The White House has assured Karzai that the Obama administration would do everything possible to curb disrespect to Islam, the Prophet Muhummad, and the Koran, both domestically and abroad.

My comments: What a shame Barry didn't go over there and apologize personally! I would have chipped in for gas!