Pelosi Somehow Combines Declaration of Independence With ObamaCare

WASHINGTON (BHN) - In a bizarre, rambling address to Congress Wednesday, Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Retard-CA) said the President's healthcare law fulfills promises put forth in the Declaration of Independence(!)

Citing the Declaration's promise of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness," a twitching Pelosi told her colleagues: “A healthier life, the liberty to pursue happiness, free of the constraints that lack of healthcare might provide to a family. If you want to be photographer, a writer, an artist, a musician, you can do so. If you want to start a business, if you want to change jobs, under the Affordable Care Act, you have that liberty to pursue your happiness.”

Near the end of her address, noticeable smoke could be seen coming from Pelosi's head, a telltale sign that the politician's brain was overheating or short-circuiting - a condition she has experienced in the past while attempting to speak and think at the same time.

My comments: Every time Nancy opens her mouth, the collective IQ of North America drops 2 points -