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Farrakhan: Jesus Was A Black Muslim

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama (BHN) - Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan told an audience Tuesday night at Alabama's A & M University that Jesus Christ was actually a black Muslim(!)

Farrakhan displayed an artist's rendering showing the black "Jesus" dressed in a hoodie and adorned with rap star bling jewelry and teeth "grills".

While the former calypso singer turned false prophet did not explain how Jesus could have followed a satanic religion created by a possessed pedophile 600 years after his death, it didn't seem to matter to those who, for reasons unknown, chose to attend.

My comments: I hope for your sake you live forever, Calypso Louie, because your eternity is most likely going to suck!

 

Black JesusLouise Farrakhan's "Black Jesus"


Thursday, April 12, 2012 |

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