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PYONGYANG, DPRK (BHN) - Reports out of North Korea indicate new leader Kim Jong Un has spiraled into a severe depression following the spectacular failure yesterday of his country's long range rocket.
Sources in Pyongyang say Jong Un is holed up in the presidential palace kitchen with gallons of Ben & Jerry's "Triple Caramel Chunk" ice cream, dozens of Honey Baked Hams, and countless assorted cheese cakes.
"Dear Leader Kim Jong Un is presently re-engineering components supplied by foreign companies that were not up to the stresses of the powerful Unha-3 rocket," a government spokesman told reporters Friday morning. "Ham and dairy products are being used in this scientific process."
My comments: They could have saved a fortune by just lighting one of Dear Leader's farts - on that diet he would easily have reached orbit -
