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Free Healthcare For Everyone!

WASHINGTON (BHN) - Today the Supreme Court upheld key provisions of President Obama's socialized  healthcare plan, thus guaranteeing everyone in the U.S. free healthcare for life.

"Thank God President Obama did this, because I'm tired of paying for pills and stuff," said Lashonda Johnson after hearing the news. "I'm finally going to get my boobs done, too," she added.

In related news, the stock market fell in anticipation of dramatically higher federal deficits, and the INS reported a sudden "stampede" of immigrants attempting to enter the country illegally.

My comments: Crap, I hope I don't get sick!

 

Obama votersObama supporters Lashonda Johnson (r) and sister Laqueefa look forward to free healthcare


Thursday, June 28, 2012 |

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