MSNBC Rocked By Wisconsin Vote Results

NEW YORK (BHN) - After investing heavily in Wisconsin governor Scott Walker's defeat, MSNBC hosts were devastated last night by news the recall had failed, especially big union fanatic Ed Schultz.

"You know, NBC is calling it for Walker. Okay, that's what they say but I'll tell you right now if that's true I'm f*cking outa here! I mean it dyke, I'm checking out!" the hysterical Schultz told host Rachel Maddow as he produced a pistol from under the desk.

Maddow, himself also clearly overcome with grief, awkwardly attempted to calm Schultz as the network quickly cut to a commercial. Upon returning, Schultz was absent, replaced by a facsimile that under closer inspection appeared to be a Hefty bag filled with dog poop.

My comments: That's too bad, but I've got to say I really liked his replacement!