BIG HAIRY NEWS - America’s favorite cookie has apparently come out of the closet, after Kraft Foods posted a gay pride Oreo on the cookie's Facebook page.
The Oreo is shown stuffed with rainbow-colored layers of frosting, and a healthy dollop of Anal Lube on top.
The Facebook page is drawing a fair amount of criticism, especially from parents angry that the photo contains no warning urging children to not eat Oreos with Anal Lube.
My comments: Cookies and sodomy: America's new apple pie and baseball?