World News Bureau

Target Courting Gay Consumers

MINNEAPOLIS (BHN) - Target Corp. is moving away from traditional family values consumers in favor of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered (LGBT) shoppers.

The Minnesota-based retailer has introduced a line of gay pride T-shirts, reportedly installed "glory holes" in their changing rooms, and is raising money to defeat a same-sex marriage ban in their home state.

Conservative groups are calling upon Target to change their online gay pride merchandise page (below), saying it is inappropriate for younger viewers, and "just plain disgusting in general."

My comments: Looks like Target has gone from merely okay to FABULOUS!

 

Obama Almost Apologizes To Poland

WASHINGTON (BHN) - President Obama sent Polish President Komorowski a letter explaining how he had mistakenly referred to a Nazi death camp as a "Polish death camp."

While the President stopped short of taking direct responsibility for the gaffe, he did stress his knowledge of "Polishness," especially their humor.

My comments: How do you say "ignorant, pompous dickhead" in Polish?