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Meet America's First Openly Gay General

WASHINGTON (BHN) - Last week, Brig. Gen. Tammy "Scissor" Smith became the first openly-gay general to serve in the U.S. military.

During a ceremony on Friday, Smith’s "wife," activist Tracey Hepner, pinned on her star, publicly acknowledging Smith’s confused sexuality and bizarre and twisted open devotion to another female.

In unrelated news, a recent poll shows morale reaching an unprecedented low in the United States military. Pentagon officials are actively trying to figure out why.

 

General Tammy SmithTracey Hepner and Gen. Tracey Smith

 

Monday, August 13, 2012 |

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