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BIG HAIRY NEWS - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Retard-Calif) told a recent gathering of the Women's Political Committee that she was once accosted by ghosts at the White House.
According to Pelosi, numerous spirits of dead suffragists attempted to all sit in Pelosi's chair with the blinking politician.
"My chair was getting crowded in," Pelosi told the audience. "My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn’t figure out what it was," she said. "And then I realized Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Alice Paul, Sojourner Truth, you name it, they were all in that chair, they were," said Pelosi. "I heard them say, 'At last we have a seat at the table.' I'm pretty sure Susan B. was sitting on my face."
Pelosi has recounted the haunting in several prior speeches before women's organizations.
Is the ghost of Susan B. Anthony sitting on Nancy Pelosi's face? (file photo)
