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WASHINGTON (BHN) - According to a new Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) report, 40.7% of all babies born last year were born by unmarried women.
Of that number, over 96% were Obama voters, leading to the strong likelihood that their children will be future Democratic voters themselves.
DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz called the statistics "very positive," and encouraged single women to "get your drink on, get your funk on for the sake of the country."
The CDC report listed the most popular baby name last year for boys was "Borock," while the most popular girl's name was "Laqeesha."
