BIG HAIRY NEWS - In an obvious attempt to counter the pro-conservative letter read in Catholic churches yesterday as well as reconnect with Christians in general, the Obama campaign has mounted an all-out media blitz portraying the President as a conservative "Christian."
In conjunction with the new website "People of Faith for Obama," the TV spot shows Obama looking somber in prayerful settings, while a voice-over describes his strong faith and record of helping the downtrodden - presumably women needing abortions, gay soldiers needing to be married, and individuals needing free cell phones.
The DNC is reportedly worried that evangelical voters will turn out in record numbers tomorrow - for cult member Mitt Romney.
Obama campaign website "People of Faith for Obama"