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Tel Aviv (BHN) - In response to Arab sensibilities, The Obama administration is pressuring Israel to hold off from fully retaliating against Hamas, in order to give Paradise time to "adequately stock up" on virgins.
Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be angry at Obama's interference, telling one military commander, "If Paradise doesn't have enough virgins, that's not our problem. Hamas should have thought of that before firing missiles at us."
A new Jerusalem Post poll shows that the majority of Israelis believe Obama is a Muslim and pulling for Hamas.
