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NEW YORK (BHN) - Time magazine has nominated celebrated hosehound Sandra Fluke as a finalist for 2012 Person of the Year.
Fluke is the Georgetown Law School student who testified before Congress about the desperate need for taxpayers to pay for the thousands of dollars of contraceptives she said she requires every year.
One Time insider says most of their editors have "probably never" had sex, and see Fluke's nomination as their best chance of getting her to visit their office. "While not their first choice, some of these guys are so horny even the crack of dawn isn't safe - she'll do in a pinch," said the employee.
