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WASHINGTON (BHN) - Michelle Obama has done nothing to promote her "Let's Move" campaign for over four months. That fact coupled with the lack of activity on the program's website (below) are thought to be the result of protests at participating schools across the country, and accompanying complaints from parents.
Another indication that the "let's Move" program has been abandoned are photos showing the first lady eating ice cream and cheeseburgers on vacation, with predictable results.
"Her butt will have its own zip code soon," remarked one staff member. "It's got more dimples than a golf ball."
