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National Cathedral To Host Gay Weddings

WASHINGTON (BHN) - America's most prominent church will soon begin hosting same-sex marriages.

Episcopal leaders say the church will implement a new rite of marriage for gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered members. "The freakier the better," said one official. "Seriously, God doesn't pay the bills here, if He has a problem with us marrying sodomites and pervs, He can build His own place."

The 106-year-old cathedral has long been a spiritual center for the nation, hosting presidential inaugural services and funerals for Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford. The cathedral draws hundreds of thousands of visitors each year.

 

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