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AUSTIN, Texas (BHN) - A new video game featuring the aborting of unborn children promises fun for the whole modern family when it hits the shelves soon.
The product of two Texas women, the game "Bye Bye Baby" was developed as a way to both promote the wholesale slaughter of unborn infants, and to protest against Texas’ strict abortion laws.
The object of the game is to get your character - either a drunken slut who regularly gets knocked up at college parties, or an inner-city welfare queen/hoodrat with 17 boyfriends, to an abortionist so she can get back to the fun.
On the way to Planned Parenthood, you have to maneuver past evil praying Christians, self-righteous do-gooders, and overcome a persistent spirit of guilt and shame. The reward is making it to the operating table where a doctor cheerfully dismembers then tosses your bloody former problem into a trashcan while you celebrate. Points are awarded for fastest time, and biggest baby.
The game's creators, poet Allison Woople and video game historian Karli Kockoreck, say they want to remove the stigma of killing one's children, and portray it as a "normal, necessary, and fun thing to do."
"Bye Bye Baby" video game - You win!
