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Chris Matthews Not Allowed To Masturbate During Obama Interview

WASHINGTON (WNB) - A source at the White House confirms MSNBC host Chris Matthews will "definitely" not be allowed to masturbate while interviewing President Obama this Thursday.

"The Secret Service will be on alert for any sexually threatening movements by Mr. Matthews, and the President will be positioned a safe distance away from him," said the source.

Matthews is well known for his intense attraction to the President, best described by one mental health expert as being "homoerotically creepy."

Chris Matthews

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 |

Tags: chris matthews, chris matthews liberal nutjob, chris matthews liberal whackjob, chris matthews obama interview, godless liberal retard chris matthews

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