GOMORRAH (WNB) - A&E bowed to intense pressure from homosexual groups and placed Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson on "indefinite hiatus" following pro-Bible/anti-sin remarks he made in a recent interview in GQ.
"His (Robertson's) personal views in no way reflect those of A&E Networks. Many of our own staff are sexually confused deviates, and were extremely offended by Mr. Robertson's cruel comments. Our official stance concerning LGBT issues has been, and will continue to be, 'F*ck God.'"