MIAMI BEACH (WNB) - Singer Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach early Thursday morning for DDB (driving douche bag).
"Officers noticed a scrawny young male with bad tattoos and tasteless gold jewelry driving a yellow Lamborghini erratically. After being pulled over, he was identified as being Mr. Bieber and so was charged with multiple counts of being an insufferable little douche bag."
The arrest is the latest in a series of incidents involving the troubled star.