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Moon Rover Is Typical Chinese POS

BEIJING, China (WNB) - China is reporting their "Jade Rabbit" lunar rover has malfunctioned barely a third of the way through its mission.

State-run Xinhua news service quotes Outer Space Rocket Flying Agency head Ding Dung Dong as saying the vehicle, made from lawn furniture, an I Phone 4, and a Roomba, didn't "wake up" this morning.

"We not able to getting wake up on Jade Rabbit because of malfunction. Test show problem because it made in China. It a cheap piece of shit for sure."

 

Chinas Jade Rabbit

Monday, January 27, 2014 |

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