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NEW YORK (WNB) - New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio on Thursday confirmed Governor Andrew Cuomo's official categorization of New Yorkers as being unborn child killing, anti-Constitutional, sexual deviants.
The move has left many in that state and elsewhere wondering exactly how their world suddenly became Htrae.
"All I know is when I went to bed I feared God, was opposed to murdering babies, and embraced the U.S. Constitution. Today I was told by my mayor and governor I need to move because of my "extremist radical" beliefs," said 89-year-old Father Francis O'Keefe. "As far as I'm concerned, those two Godless pinheads can go f*ck themselves."
The criticism apparently had little effect, as de Blasio and Cuomo came together in front of reporters Friday in a show of unity. After answering questions the two politicians French kissed and groped each other for nearly 10 minutes as an example of how "real" New Yorkers behave.
UPDATE: New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio was reportedly treated for an unidentified STD Friday afternoon.
